Top Ten Ways You Know You’re A Presbyterian….
10.) You can tell non-Presbyterians who some famous Presbyterians are (i.e., Mr. Rogers);
9.) You form a committee, then a sub-committee, and then a sub-committee for the sub-committee just to try to figure out where to go for lunch;
8.) You have used the phrase “It’s okay, I’m Presbyterian” to justify any stupid antics over the years;
7.) You get really excited during Early American History when your textbook mentions Presbyterianism as one of the largest denominations in the nation (or your book mentions it at all for that matter);
6.) You go “clubbing with God”;
5.) It’s not fate, it’s predestination;
4.) You don’t feel bad about praying with your eyes open;
3.) You see a fellow church member in the liquor store and aren’t afraid to say hello;
2.) Free food at every event;
1.) God is good, all the time. All the time, God is good.
